And None for Johnny Wieners. Bye.

Okay, so his last name isn't Wieners but Johnny is a pretty unfortunate human being.

Johnny Anthony Martinez is a character in a new podcast series called Hapless. Listeners will get the opportunity to hear about Johnny's misadventures in New York City while juggling living with his roommates (a rager, a fashionista, and a stringent best frend), his crazy but loving Puerto Rican mother, and the opportunity to do what he loves: to perform.

Written by Ali Foley and Rafael Martinez-Salgado.